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SERIES SUMMARY: Months after being abandoned, she does something rash and summons a selkie, who wishes to bring her comfort and maybe more.
CHAPTER SUMMARY: After Ezra is forced to make a terrible choice, his Moonbeam goes about setting it right.
WARNING: Olde Timey gender norms and sexism, though set in mid-20th century Ireland, and Ireland’s predominantly white, Reader is physically undescribed, as are her blood relatives, her missing spouse, and his family are white. Violence, Drowning, Near Drowning, mention of blood (As always see something say something. Please let me know in my DMs if there is a warning I missed)
Gaelic Translations (at the top and bottom of the fic to be closer to where they occur)
Rón Inis Island of the Seals
M’fhíorghrá My true love
Ezra’s eyes fixed a path to Rón Inis (Roan Inish), watching for the seals as he began to undress.
“My most sincere apologies to you, Thomas - I am fully aware that this is more than you bargained for.”
Thomas laughed a bit awkwardly, looking everywhere but at Ezra’s backside. And when the first seal was spotted, Ezra pitched himself over the side of the boat. The seals circled Ezra, the pelt in their strong jaws. Once he had it in his hands, something in him changed. With a momentary look at Thomas, he galvanized his plan and his promise, then dove deep into the fathoms, wrapping himself in the seal-coat.
“Have you ever been fucked by a man?” Oberyn asked, leaning against the bar.
“What? No. This is not the place for–” The Dorne hadn’t even waited for an answer before running his eyes over Pero’s throat, following the line his princely fingers made as they teased open the mercenary’s tunic, sending a lightning bolt of panic through Pero. “Stop that!” he growled, slapping his hand away and looking around the tavern. “Somebody will see.”
“Yes, I know. Me. I will see,” the prince purred, stepping closer, hips jutted forward, and Pero could feel the man’s features against his own through those delicate yellow robes.
As Oberyn began to play with the Spaniard’s collar again, Pero batted him away a second time, only to find himself swiftly taken by the throat not by a minx but by a viper. “You would do well not to worry about what these bastards think,” the prince warned. “You assume they will think you less of a man?” Oberyn’s fingers squeezed firmly and lovingly around Pero’s throat, his forefinger tracing the man’s jaw. “You are wrong. What they think is envy. What they think is how hard they are, picturing us going upstairs together. What they think is that they have not had the pleasure of riding a wild beast like you and will go to their graves with want and regret.”
Oberyn’s breath was hot and heady on Pero’s lips, his dark Dornish eyes boring into his own, his body close and fitting, his attentions as warm as the sun, as sharp as a spear.
And when Pero finally found the courage to move–one roughened hand gripping the prince’s low belt and yanking him closer–as if that was possible–Oberyn softly smiled and teased his bottom lip against Pero’s own, a promise of more to come. “Good. You will live to enjoy this night.”
Taken by the throat not by a minx but by a viper?!
They have not had the pleasure of riding a wild beast like you and will go to their graves with want and regret??
MA'AM! Oberyn isn’t the only one going for the throat tonight!
I love it. Please continue 💚
And Jen! @writeforfandoms I am reminded of a certain gif you asked me to make for you
THAT GIF IS SUPER ACCURATE.
And no, I will NOT continue….because whatever’s going on in your dirty little mind is probably better than I could write. I’m good at tension, not breaking it.
SERIES SUMMARY: Months after being abandoned, she does something rash and summons a selkie, who wishes to bring her comfort and maybe more.
CHAPTER SUMMARY: After Ezra is forced to make a terrible choice, his Moonbeam goes about setting it right.
WARNING: Olde Timey gender norms and sexism, though set in mid-20th century Ireland, and Ireland’s predominantly white, Reader is physically undescribed, as are her blood relatives, her missing spouse, and his family are white. Violence, Drowning, Near Drowning, mention of blood (As always see something say something. Please let me know in my DMs if there is a warning I missed)
Gaelic Translations (at the top and bottom of the fic to be closer to where they occur)
Rón Inis Island of the Seals
M’fhíorghrá My true love
Ezra’s eyes fixed a path to Rón Inis (Roan Inish), watching for the seals as he began to undress.
“My most sincere apologies to you, Thomas - I am fully aware that this is more than you bargained for.”
Thomas laughed a bit awkwardly, looking everywhere but at Ezra’s backside. And when the first seal was spotted, Ezra pitched himself over the side of the boat. The seals circled Ezra, the pelt in their strong jaws. Once he had it in his hands, something in him changed. With a momentary look at Thomas, he galvanized his plan and his promise, then dove deep into the fathoms, wrapping himself in the seal-coat.
Rae! I had to snag those tags because now I am crying!
Thank you, dear friend! I can’t even with how much your comments mean to me. I feel like it’s so scary writing the end of a story when people have gotten invested, especially when it’s serialized. They have a lot of time to imagine their own ideas for how it will go, and you want to surprise them but not disappoint them.💚💚💚
GET READY! BECAUSE JULY 7-8 IS
Asks and requests are open now, and Grogu will be large and in charge of posting Friday and Saturday! Grogu is curious about Sleepovers, so on Friday, I will help him post a list of Grogu appropriate sleepover ask games (feel free dm me with any ideas!)
To follow the fun, all posts will be tagged #grogu character takeover 2023
SUMMARY: Set before the events of The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent. Javi and Reader are friends online, and after a year of DMing they decide to meet. (The only change is Javi and Gabriela are just friends)
WORD COUNT: 1900ish
WARNINGS: Reader has insecurities about her size and appearance, Lucas is a jerk, and that’s about it in this chapter. Javi is adorable, be warned.
This is nuts, you think as you get off the plane.
This isn’t your first time either… you thought it after you agreed to fly to Palma. You thought it as you purchased the ticket. You thought it as you took the shuttle to the airport and you lost count of how many times during the almost 10-hour flight…
You take a breath, you’ve always wanted to travel, go to a cool film festival, so you’re here. Meeting a friend. To go to the festival together. No big deal. You’ve known him for more than a year… online… you swallowed. Just keep breathing. It’s going to be fine.
SUMMARY: Set before the events of The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent. Javi and Reader are friends online, and after a year of DMing they decide to meet. (The only change is Javi and Gabriela are just friends)
WORD COUNT: 1900ish
WARNINGS: Reader has insecurities about her size and appearance, Lucas is a jerk, and that’s about it in this chapter. Javi is adorable, be warned.
This is nuts, you think as you get off the plane.
This isn’t your first time either… you thought it after you agreed to fly to Palma. You thought it as you purchased the ticket. You thought it as you took the shuttle to the airport and you lost count of how many times during the almost 10-hour flight…
You take a breath, you’ve always wanted to travel, go to a cool film festival, so you’re here. Meeting a friend. To go to the festival together. No big deal. You’ve known him for more than a year… online… you swallowed. Just keep breathing. It’s going to be fine.
SUMMARY: Set before the events of The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent. Javi and Reader are friends online, and after a year of DMing they decide to meet. (The only change is Javi and Gabriela are just friends)
WORD COUNT: 1900ish
WARNINGS: Reader has insecurities about her size and appearance, Lucas is a jerk, and that’s about it in this chapter. Javi is adorable, be warned.
This is nuts, you think as you get off the plane.
This isn’t your first time either… you thought it after you agreed to fly to Palma. You thought it as you purchased the ticket. You thought it as you took the shuttle to the airport and you lost count of how many times during the almost 10-hour flight…
You take a breath, you’ve always wanted to travel, go to a cool film festival, so you’re here. Meeting a friend. To go to the festival together. No big deal. You’ve known him for more than a year… online… you swallowed. Just keep breathing. It’s going to be fine.
